Uh. Don’t be the guy wearing nothing but a leather jacket eating a fudgsicle. Not a good look for anybody.
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Showing her your Amex Black card will not impress her. In fact, it just proves that you’re a grade A D-bag. And, while we’re on the topic, no one who actually owns a yacht refers to it as a yacht. Mmk? Don’t do it, dude.
watch the multiple consonants in texting. if you find yourself doing this, don’t.
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Guys tend to think that women don’t say what they mean. Here’s a news flash: if you have to ask her how long it’s going to be for her to agree to go out with you, she just doesn’t want to got out with you. She’s not saying no but really meaning yes. Since when is it OK to assume that? It’s not a hint. She’s not playing hard to get. Just stop texting. And please, don’t text her to ask why she blocked you on Facebook either. Don’t do it, dude.
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Incessant texting. The chances of getting a reply decline exponentially each time. Maybe she was just busy, but now that she saw her phone with seven texts from you in it, she’s thinking, red flag. And if you show frustration? Might as well say goodbye, ‘cause you’ve just been written off as a creeper. Don’t do it, dude.
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It’s called a door knob. You twist it, push, then hold that big wooden panel open. I know it’s tough, but I believe in you.
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Using ‘awsum’ followed by four exclamation points saves you no characters. And, no, old dude desperately trying to stay relevant, it doesn’t make you seem youthful. It makes you seem ‘stoopid’. Don’t do it, dude.
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Twilight fans need not apply.
